Here in Britain we have a comedian called Ali G who thinks he is a hardass black man. I bought his book and these are his 10 commandments from the New Testicle:
Quote:
1- I iz de Macdaddy, who iz taken u out of de County of Barkshire, U iz all me hoes, an if u iz up 4 it me iz well into bondage.
2- Westside.
3- Do not diss Tupac Shakur.
4- Remember every second Friday in every month coz dat iz when me hold de jungle All nighta at de Crooked Billet in Iver Heath - 5 squid on the door, first 1000 ladies free.
5- Respect your Nan.
6- Thou shalt not do drive-bys.
7- Thou shalt not commit adultery.(unless she iz really fit)
8- Thou shalt deal.
9- Thou shalt not wear false titties.
10- Thou shalt not cover up thy batty*
*Doez not happly to blokz
I think Ali G is an utter bastard.