MY FIFTH STAR!!!!!

[AGI1122]

I didn't say I didn't like it... I just meant what exactly was a guru... nothing personal!

Now I know why this board is called Off-topic

They call it off-topic because all who post here, lack the ability to post on-topic... including myself. ::)

[Kon-Tiki]

A guru = You = A person that knows everything about everything

SMG240

That's not a guru. That's being erudite. A guru gives spiritual guidance, has some/lots of followers and isn't official. I think that's a main definition of a guru.

-Kon-Tiki-

[AGI1122]

Well then I must be a guru... in this weird vast internet, I have coded php... and now some weird people think I am some sort of php guru and act as if they are fullfilled when I post a reply to their topic... I must say that the internet can be very strange... not only that but some people even consider me thier mentor and role model............... scary huh? ::)

[Kon-Tiki]

ooooOOOOOOooooh! Blair Witch's nothing compared to this ;D

-Kon-Tiki-

[AGI1122]

Hmmmm, maybe I could get a contract... and maybe even act in the movie?............................. *uncomfortable silence here*.................... nah. :-\ ::)

[smartguy240]

Hey, do you mean my ever so popular AGI movie (lol)?

You are my role model chris..... ::)

SMG240

[AGI1122]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, these people are driving me insane! ::)

[smartguy240]

Mission Accomplished ;D

SMG240

[AGI1122]

Well we are still on the drive... I havn't reached insanity yet.

[smartguy240]

Oh drat... ::)

SMG240

[Joey]

chris what the hell are you talking about!? you know like 500 languages. (programming languages) you help me out so much, youre awesome!!!!! dont doubt yourself. i am following you, i am trying to be a great programmer, and learn many languages. maybe not internet languages, but you know.

k, well i gotta go play megaman in a little. chris, your awesome, trust me.

[mr-t]

Wonders what Chris has been smoking.

[AGI1122]

I don't doubt myself... I was just joking.

And I don't smoke anything... can't stand that crap.(never tried it... never will).

[df]

i met a real guru/swarmi in london. he's one of the homeless guys...

i had a reaaaal bad hangover one day. real sick. there i was at 7am in covent garden eating a raw loaf of bread on some steps, throwing up and sitting with a bunch of homeless guys (all who drinking ale, larger and bitters at 7am and still going strong.....).. one bloke there was this indian guru guy.

he teaches one of the bhuddism sects, people invite him to their place and he'll stay a few days, teach them stuff and move on. he routinly travels around england (london, birmingham, manchester, newcastle).

interesting bloke. it was quite funny, as tourists and other people would come up and shake his hand etc, he apparently was quite well known...

[smartguy240]

Lol, if he is so well known, how come noone gives him $$?

SMG240